I'd like to place an order for one of these.
Yes, really. I think it's time. Shye is getting to be so independent I feel like I can finally take on another one. (Knock on wood.)
A couple of special requests though. First, please don't make us go through a year of trying like you did last time. I mean, make it long enough that it is fun ;) but short enough that I don't feel like my body has failed me as a woman. That is an emotional roller coaster ride that I can live without.
Another thing, we don't care whether its a girl or a boy. I mean it. Surprise us. Under no circumstances should this be misinterpreted as a request for one of each. No twins. NO TWINS. Got that? A boy would be great because then it would finally take the pressure off Brian to have a son so that he could pass on the made-up name of his father's adoptive parents. (Brian's dad was adopted by a couple with an Italian name Favazza, since no one could ever pronounce it right Brian' grandfather changed it to Faye.) It would also spare me the pity of all those who think boys are better. But a girl, oh how we've loved having a girl! So another one would fit right in and Shye would be great with a little sister. Also I've also noticed that it seems like everyone is either having all boys or all girls, so if that is the case bring on the girls!
And finally, boy or girl, can I get a child that is slightly less intense this time? One that likes to take naps until they are at least two? And how about some hair...like, before 12 months old? Make it curly again please, I'm a sucker for curly haired babies. Also, I would like a baby that likes to cuddle for more than .7 seconds at a time.
I think that's everything.